TWO MORE WOODLANDS CREATURES AT LARGE....

IT SEEMS COMISSIONER MACINAW HAS UPDATED THE PH.B.I'S FILES WITH TWO NEW WOODLANDS PERSONALITIES, THE FOREVER CHAINED PLAY TOY OF THE TWISTED ZEALOT DR. PUS, COREY THE SNAIL; AND THE PERIMETER GUARD FOR THE ICKY PUS BOG, THE SAVAGE EMU: SEMU; TWO MORE CRITTERS YOU'LL COME TO KNOW AND LOVE AS OUR STORY UNFOLDS.... YOU'LL SEE THE NEWEST STRIP OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS, AFTER MUCH DELAY DUE TO OUR DISHONEST EXCURSION OFF THE BEATEN-UP PATH...YES, WE ARE SAUCY! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. SO, WITH THE DUCKS BACK IN TOW, WE PLOD ON FORWARD, WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL BE THERE WITH US FOR THE RIDE, 'MEMBER THE STEAM RISES...THEN AGAIN SO DOES A LOT OF OTHER STUFF?
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